Ini is not kelakar.

Ini adalah first time I am posting di blog ini dan saya juga agree with Kambings sekalian that the heat dan no hujan kebelakangan ini have sampai di level that is very membimbangkan. Our rumput-rumput sudah turn kepada yellow car-rer.

Biar me meng-enlighten-kan kamu para Kambings about this bencana alam that will affect setiap individu yang bernafas di this earth. Firstly, the rumputs are our makanan. Other haiwans like the deer, lembu, the anak lembu, kambings (like us) dan lain-lain lagi. These are dikenali sebagai herbivors.

Then in our peaceful world, ada pemburu-pemburu that will come and tembak us. Lepas itu, they bawa us balik and sell to the pasar pagi and malam. Di sana, got a lot of aunties, uncles, MILFs, mak cik dan pak cik that will beli and then go home main masak-masak. Got like black pepper stylo, manis dan masam, hokkien stylo, cantonese stylo, singapore style, penang kedah
kelantan terengganu also got. Contoh: Places like Clarke Quay ada jual "Penang Prawn Mee" (tapi they guna kambing meat instead of prawn).

So right, jika manusia tidak makan, then they will mati mar betul? Because our rumputs turn yellow, then kambings cannot eat. Then when we tak boleh makan, we mati also la. Then pemburu-pemburu got nothing to buru. They duduk dalam hutan play kuku. Lepas itu, they got nothing to jual to pasar pagi dan malam. "EI-LEK, tak ada!" Then manusia also got nothing to buy, means tidak lama lagi, they also kong. Walau bagaimanapun, those manusia are karnivors. Means they makan meat and tumbuh-tumbuhan also, like ginseng that grows dekat papaya tree? Or was it mango? Tetapi manusia are very "yim chim (fussy)." Makanan baik normally tastes like tahi. Dan shit makanan (not baik for the liver, heart, kidney, kuku) normally tastes good like shit - Bak kut teh (poisonous), nasi lemak (makes you gemuk) dan lain-lain lagi.

Jadi, when us kambings got no makanan, we will have no tenaga to go find hot female kambings to beranak and continue ke generasi yang baru. Then apa macam leh?! We will pupus lor..just like our "Auckland Islant Goat" that has already pupus di dunia ini. When we pupus, manusia got nothing to makan. Then it will affect manusia and sooner or later, semua kantoi sama-sama.

Pada keseluruhannya, no rumput means no kambings. no kambings means no manusia. no manusia means no more manusia to tanam more rumputs for the kambings to eat. jadi, as kambings, rumputs memainkan a very important peranan dalam hidup kita. So all you manusia out there, tolong jangan potong all the lalangs sini sana outside your rumah. Okay? Hari ini, today you all belajar about the rantai makanan and sikit yang ada berkaitan with global warming that will contribute to end of our beloved world.